What will Tom Brady do during his four-game, Roger Goodell-mandated banishment from the National Football League? The romantic in me envisions Brady retreating to the Russian hinterland, as Rocky Balboa did in the run-up to his showdown against Ivan Drago. Unbothered by the media, liberated from the comforts of his fancy Brookline and Manhattan digs, Brady could prepare for Revenge Tour 2016 with daily jogs through the imposing snow while toting an oversized log over his shoulders. (With cutaway shots of Goodell working out at some fussy New York health club.) What we do know is that the rules governing the suspension are so stringent that Brady can’t even show up at his neighborhood...
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